FINANCE CAT

WALL STREET SHIRT. MEMECOIN BRAIN.

He looks like he knows what he’s doing.
That’s the whole strategy.

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Trady, an orange and cream cat wearing sunglasses and a blue striped shirt, adjusting his glasses.
Trady Finance Cat holding the sword

MEET TRADY

THE GLASSES ARE DOING MOST OF THE WORK.

Fresh shirt. Clear glasses. A chart he’s been staring at since breakfast.

TRADY is a finance cat. He likes stocks, stonks, and explaining why the coin he bought five minutes ago is a long-term investment.

Nobody hired him. He just showed up dressed like that.

Trady, the orange-and-cream cat in sunglasses and a blue striped shirt, working at a keyboard and mouse on a grand Wall Street exchange floor. Doge, Pepe, and a Shiba wearing a knit hat trade behind him, surrounded by computer monitors, market charts, overhead displays, and tall classical windows.

THE TRADY METHOD

FIRST, ADJUST THE GLASSES.

Look at the chart.
Lean closer.
Nod like you’ve spotted something.

Green? Exactly as expected.
Red? You wouldn’t understand the strategy.

Welcome to the most overdressed corner of the trenches.

MEMES

  1. Trady playing with a miniature army of finance cats and toy vehicles.
  2. Muscular Trady raising a glowing energy ball above his head.
  3. Trady's dark silhouette standing in a dim doorway.
  4. Trady piloting an aircraft above four cat-faced cartoon bombs.
  5. Hooded Trady giving a thumbs up while wearing his glasses.
  6. Trady leaning on a wooden railing beside the sea at sunset.
  7. Trady in his striped shirt, high-waisted denim shorts, belt and white sneakers.
  8. Trady peeking out of an open mailbox in a sunny yard.
  9. Trady sleeping on a tiny sponge bed beside the sink. Gn frens!
  10. Trady looking at his phone in the dark with glowing eyes behind his glasses.
  11. Smiling Trady seen through a fisheye door peephole.
  12. A gleaming gold statue of Trady on a pedestal, photographed by a crowd.
  13. Trady crying blue tears and shouting angrily with a clenched paw.
  14. Comic: a stranger hands Trady a trollface flyer reading Have you seen him? Now you have. Trady reaches after him.
  15. Trady in a white coat reading a blue Pepe book titled Am I Disabled?
  16. Trady in a tuxedo and FORG bucket hat holding champagne while a crying Wojak waiter pours.
  17. Trady sitting alone at a glass bus shelter with clasped paws and dangling feet.
  18. Two Tradys sitting among old computers, a CRT monitor and a keyboard in a cluttered room.
  19. Trady tucked into a large bed while a real cream cat rests in a tiny bed beside it.
  20. Two Tradys preparing a giant slingshot, with one holding a bright green candlestick.
Trady in his blue striped shirt and glasses watching a rocket launch beneath the moon and a star-filled navy sky. Trady watching the rocket launch beneath a moonlit sky.

HOW TO BUY $TRADY

NO FINANCE DEGREE REQUIRED.

  1. GET A WALLET

    Download Phantom and create your wallet. Keep your recovery phrase safe and never share it.

  2. ADD SOME SOL

    Fund your wallet with SOL on the Solana network. Leave a little extra SOL for transaction fees.

  3. SWAP FOR $TRADY

    Click BUY $TRADY, connect your wallet, and verify the official token address. Enter the amount of SOL you want to swap, review the trade, and confirm.

Adjust your glasses. You’re a finance cat now.

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